Yeah, listen to the experts.
I really don't think you could write a comedy skit any more screwed up than this "crisis" has been handled by the "professionals", the "experts".
I don't know about anyone else, but I'd rather hear "we don't really know what's going on" than to be told something is fact this week, then next week it's not. Just sthu until you know, this guessing game makes you all look like idiots.
We did listen to the experts, again. And they were wrong, again. Please admonish me for not listening to them, again. Thanks in advance.