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Four old geezers in the coffee shop are talking.........

Zeb says, "I think it's W-O-M." Of course he pronounces it "Dubya."

Zeke says, "Naw, it's gotta be W-O-O-M."

Earl says, "Oh, it's longer than that. It's got a B and an R in it somewhere. Maybe W-O-O-M-M-B-R."

Roly says, "Still too short. It's like W-O-O-O-M-M-M-B-R-R."

A young lady at the counter has been listening and finally had enough. She marched over to the table and said, "Gentlemen! It's W-O-M-B and every woman has one so you should know how to spell it!" And she stomped out of the cafe in a huff.

Then Earl says, "How would she know? She's never heard an elephant fart.":surprise2:
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