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You are probably a redneck if...................

Your ironing board doubles as a buffet table.

You've ever been too drunk to fish.

Your front porch collapses and kills at least three dogs.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

You use a rag for a gas cap.

Your Christmas tree ornaments are shotgun shells.

Jack Daniels is on your list of "most admired people."
 

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That last one kinda hit home.:smile_big:
 
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