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TRANS SPECIES MAN WHO SELF-IDENTIFIES AS A DEER ACCIDENTALLY SHOT BY HUNTERS


A South Carolina man who self-identifies as a deer has been transported to the hospital via helicopter after being shot by two hunters.
William Tenenbaum, 31, is lying in critical condition according to the medical staff at Allendale County Hospital after being mistaken for a deer by two local hunters.
According to the two hunters, Tenenbaum was dressed and painted in the colors of a deer and was wearing antlers which made him unrecognizable to the two men.
“It was the first time in my life that I’d seen a deer stand up and walk on its two legs. That’s when I went for a clear shot to the lungs,” Harry Perkins, 72, told reporters, visibly shocked.

Dr. Alexander Pischtaki at Allendale County Hospital reported that William Tenenbaum, 31, is lying in critical condition after being mistaken for a deer by two local hunters.
“The deer looked like it was rubbing its chest and its genitals and signaling us to come closer, it was very surreal” Thomas Pinecut, 68, admitted to reporters.
William Tenenbaum’s mother, Michelle, said that her son has always been socially awkward and struggled with making friends but has a great passion for nature and the outdoors.
“When he was eight he believed he was a porcupine, then at 12 a squirrel, now he’s a deer. It could be worse, he could be a homosexual,” his mother argued when reached by phone.
Tenenbaum’s mother admitted that her son’s life choices are eccentric and have necessitated some adaptation by the family.
“On Thanksgiving Day, since deer don’t eat meat, we made him a salad of pine needles and pine cones which he seemed to enjoy,” she added.
In 2016, William Tenenbaum made local headlines for breaking and entering into a deer farm and allegedly sexually assaulting several animals but was later released after the owner decided to drop the charges.

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No different than the freak in Harrisburg that Dictator Wolf installed at the Department of Health ... and Wolf thinks the people of Pennsylvania should believe anything "it" says.

If Dictator Wolf and it get their way the transspecies thing could just get politically correct status.......They already want everyone to believe gay and lesbians are normal run of the mill, why not deranged loonies thinking they're deer? I don't see much difference there either.

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With Thanksgiving this week... would you go to one of this guys dinner parties?

Cannibal killer slaughtered and ate 23 pizza delivery men, 6 Jehovah witnesses, 2 postmen in past 7 years

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Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych, 56, could be linked to a number of mysterious disappearances in the area believe officials.
Yanukovych was interrogated by police after neighbors complained about him using a chainsaw late at night and reported the man being “covered in blood.”

When police arrived on the scene, Yanukovych was found butchering a dead body in his garage and preparing what police officers described as “large quantities of ground meat” mixed in with an “aromatic blend of spices.”

“The suspect admitted to preying on unsuspecting delivery men from local restaurants, several postmen and even a number of Jehovah witnesses,” Assistant Chief Jeff Buchanan told reporters.

“I never suspected he was a mass murderer. He would often invite all the neighbors to watch football at his house and host large barbecues for everybody and was super friendly,” one neighbor told reporters.

“He was in charge of organizing our yearly spaghetti dinner fundraiser for the past five years and was a key player in the community. I am in utter disbelief” one local YMCA administrative told reporters.


When interrogated by authorities, Yanukovych apparently showed some remorse about killing the delivery men and postmen who were “just doing their job” but said the Jehovah witnesses “really annoyed him” and wished he had “taken more out.”

Tom Duvall, a local Jehovah witness organization spokesman, said that he is relieved that “members of our local chapter can now feel safe” and that “these courageous souls have not ended in this vile man’s belly, but in God’s belly.”

If convicted of his crimes, Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych faces a maximum prison sentence of 2,675 years in jail, believe experts.
 

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What I want to know is how does he survive a gunshot wound to the chest, I'm assuming with a high powered rifle??? Any deer I have ever shot could have dropped on an operating table and not survived.

Maybe a candidate for the Darwin Awards??
 
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What I want to know is how does he survive a gunshot wound to the chest, I'm assuming with a high powered rifle??? Any deer I have ever shot could have dropped on an operating table and not survived.

Maybe a candidate for the Darwin Awards??
Perhaps for the same reason some of the posters in this thread could be nominated for the Gullible Awards??
 
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