[atr]

maybe you better slow up on the beer drinking on the 4th of july

 

[good ole boy]

That the distributer is closed and you don,t want to run out to early in the day.

 

[atr]

Good point

 

[RonM]

Your hopper is broken..

 

[chester farmer]

You start sentences with "hey watch this".

 

[Janie]

You ditch yer pants cuz you keep wizzin' every 5 minutes.

 

[Bates]

You wake up in bed, hear the shower running, anxiously ask who it is, and hear a gruff voice say "It's Caitlin silly!".

 

[Retired_Rusty]

You wake up in bed, hear the shower running, anxiously ask who it is, and hear a gruff voice say "It's Caitlin silly!".

And in your beer-addled state, "It" looks hot!

 

[atr]

You ditch yer pants cuz you keep wizzin' every 5 minutes.

would a future president do that

 

[Wald Jager]

Yer still singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall and realize 3 30 packs aren't enough to finish the song.

 

[dc 21]

"Slow Up or Slow Down?" That is the question.

 

[Birch812]

When your clinging tightly to the bar rail and you ask the guy next to you if your zipper is down, he says no,why??? and you answer you just releaved yourself.