[dc 21]

If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn't you be able to go anywhere you want?

 

[WexfordBowhunter]

Off roading might be a little difficult.

 

[Fly Guy]

Just something else to ponder...why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway

 

[atr]

If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn't you be able to go anywhere you want?

These are are the kinds of questions that someone needs to address, and I mean now. Thanks for bringing that to our attention.

 

[dc 21]

These are are the kinds of questions that someone needs to address, and I mean now. Thanks for bringing that to our attention.

Your welcome. I agree. We need answers.

 

[MonsterBuck7]

Why do most hunters SIT in their STAND

 

[RonM]

It would depend if the tires were still on the unit when the sentence was handed down, however DC this needs more study, could you spend some time on this and get back to us, if you come up with a viable answer we may send you to Wash to work on the fiscal cliff problem...

 

[ramcat]

Where does the white go when snow melts?
Why don't cotton plants shrink in the rain??

 

[surveyor]

why did Burger king discontinue the Yumbo?

 

[dc 21]

It would depend if the tires were still on the unit when the sentence was handed down, however DC this needs more study, could you spend some time on this and get back to us, if you come up with a viable answer we may send you to Wash to work on the fiscal cliff problem...

Ron, the fiscal cliff problem is nothing compared to this dilemma. That is why I posted on HPA, so some of the most brilliant legal minds on earth could dissect and resolve this problem.

 

[loridr]

It would depend if the tires were still on the unit when the sentence was handed down, however DC this needs more study, could you spend some time on this and get back to us, if you come up with a viable answer we may send you to Wash to work on the fiscal cliff problem...

Ron, the fiscal cliff problem is nothing compared to this dilemma. That is why I posted on HPA, so some of the most brilliant legal minds on earth could dissect and resolve this problem.

If any of the following three criteria apply the residence is considered permanent:

1. The lawn grass is over one foot in length and at least two broken lawn mowers are clearly visible.

2. There is a hound chained to or about the premises.

3. There are "Wife Beater" T-shirts hanging on the clothes line.

 

[GIE]

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 

[GIE]

If All is not lost, where is he?

 

[loridr]

When you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?

 

[Danesdad]

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

They wore chintzy plastic helmets that were made in china. They would have been safer wearing bandannas.

 

[DIYASUB]

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

They wore chintzy plastic helmets that were made in china. They would have been safer wearing bandannas.

Just because you dont know anybody that slipped on a bandanna peel, it doesnt mean they're safe.

 

[Big Redneck]

Where does the light go when you turn it out?

 

[Big Redneck]

Why can't you say the letter "P" without seperating your lips.





Quit trying and answer the question

 

[loridr]

Why call it "take" a dump, when you leave something behind?