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* Mexican tap water
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I like gas station sushi. As long as it's well done, of course.
 

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Macaroni salad sitting out at a church picnic on a 80 degree day 6 hours before I show up.
 

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I would trust wet toilet paper to sustain my weight and prevent me from falling into a den of angry and hungry lions more than I would trust anything that Hilary Clinton would say or do. Honest to God, if she gets elected President, I will become a Canadian citizen.
 

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Honest to God, if she gets elected President, I will become a Canadian citizen.
That's it? A Canadian citizen? C'mon, you can do better than that.
 

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I figure with Hilary as Pres it would be just like 4 more years of Uncle Bobo, which by then we would basically be as socialistic as Canada. And with the good hunting and fishing spots I know of in Canada it would be as good a place as any to go to.
 

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Diplomat that needs my help cashing a check
Email link to claim your million $
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Yeah but you'd be living the good life. Most people say something like,

"If Hillary gets elected I'll jump off the Golden Gate Bridge"


C'mon, get creative!
 

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timberdoodle said:
"If Hillary gets elected I'll jump off the Golden Gate Bridge"
:jestera


who wants to hang out with all them Libs in San Francisco
If someone is gonna jump off the GGB they'll be in San Fran for only the amount of time they so chose.
 

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kudu58 said:
I want to live the good life. Why kill yourself over an idiot like that???
Yeah, but what I'm saying is, you're not making much of a sacrifice by moving to Canada.
 

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A used car salesman who tells me the car I am looking at was only driven on Sundays and is in mint conditions.
 

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Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton

1) An eight, a ten, and a twelve point buck following me around after a bottle of "Doe in Heat" opened in my back pocket.

2) Wild mushrooms picked by Stevie Wonder.
3) Godzilla having a migraine.
4) A monkey juggling jars of nitroglycerin.
 

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1. "Come on people, what does it matter?"
2. ISIS
3. My EX-wife. She tried her best to be a thief, but it didn't work out so good for her.
 

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THINK ABOUT IT!
> > >>>It is a strange turn of events.
> > >>>Hillary gets $8 Million for her forthcoming memoir.
> > >>>Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to be written.
> > >>>This from two people who spent 8 years being unable to recall
> > >>>anything about past events while under oath.
 
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