[atr]

My smoke alarm went off at 4am this morning ,, not taking any chances the first thing I did was take the garden hose and spray the whole inside of my house down and then the roof . When the fireman arrived he said there didn't seem to be a fire anywhere. When I told him about the alarm going off he said they will beep once in a while when the battery gets low. Very knowledgeable man. He said but look on the bright side , it looks like all of your houseplants got watered.

 

[jimsdad]

Maybe you should get an internal sprinkler system in your house. The kind that sprays from the ceilings, not the floor. The ones that spray from the floor have a tendency to get in the way of skateboards and scare the crap out of family pets. When the pets get the crap scared out of them, well then you have a whole new set of problems.

 

[dc 21]

Has anyone approached you about a job in the local fire department?

 

[Retired_Rusty]

DC, would you trust your home's fire safety ... to ATR?

 

[RonM]

Great, quick thinking there , atr..

 

[Birch812]

Plus now your house is clean inside and out for the holiday weekend.

 

[Born2Hunt]

I figured out the riddle...ATR lives in a green house.

 

[dc 21]

DC, would you trust your home's fire safety ... to ATR?

No, that's why I was asking.

 

[Bates]

Fireman didn't have the heart to tell ATR all his plants are artificial and don't really need watering. But hey, it gives ol' ATR something to do everyday.