[atr]

When your dog is faking he has to go to the bathroom so he can go outside and warm up.

your turn,,,

 

[jimsdad]

There is a layer of ice in the toilet bowl preventing the execution of stinkbugs.

 

[Big Redneck]

when you open the door to the freezer to warm up

 

[hunter4095]

The ol' lady finally left for her mothers house !

 

[buckhunter]

You have to use your car window scraper on your T.V. to watch the news.

 

[Bearclaw]

Ya gotta use an ice scraper on the inside of your windows so you can see out.

 

[wampire]

When you feel like this while stepping out of the shower

 

[dc 21]

The kids are building a snowman <span style="font-style: italic">inside</span> the house!

 

[Bearclaw]

You turn the shower on and turns into sleet.

 

[GIE]

Penguins are knocking at your door asking to come in.

 

[Coureur De Bois]

You need to melt the ice in the water glass that your false teeth were soaking in overnight , in order to eat breakfast.

 

[Michaux Hunter]

The ol' lady finally left for her mothers house !

When you leave for your mother-in-laws house.

 

[BCozhunter]

When the kids feet stick to the kitchen floor.

 

[Born2Hunt]

When you must put your 6 pack in the refrigerator to keep it from freezing and busting....

The cat sets on the kitchen stove pilot light to keep warm.

Your water bed seem a little firm.

 

[RonM]

When you throw a blanket on your heater to keep it warm..

 

[Born2Hunt]

You gurgle with anti freeze.

 

[BCozhunter]

When Stogey knocks at your door and you actually go out to talk with him.

 

[comblockshooter]

when you actually want to snuggle up with the wife,and just hold her

 

[bigt557]

You need to melt the ice in the water glass that your false teeth were soaking in overnight , in order to eat breakfast.

 

[Ripnmax]

When you have to go outside to light a match!