[atr]

When company comes over now I will no longer be starting with a "courtesy" flush followed by the final flush. From now on i'm going straight to the final flush. I don't care what Ann Lander says.

 

[dc 21]

What does she say?

 

[atr]

What does she say?

She says a pre-courtesy flush will help keep the house smelling nice and fresh for your visitors

 

[SigPro2340]

Wow!....You have indoor plumbing?

 

[RonM]

Let them use an old milk jug, then dump it after they leave, maybe they wont come back......

 

[atr]

Wow!....You have indoor plumbing?

Well yeah but im not one to put on airs

 

[atr]

Let them use an old milk jug, then dump it after they leave, maybe they wont come back......

Well the old jug they used last time is what I served them iced tea in this time

 

[dc 21]

So, if I understand you and I think I do, here is the sequence that she recommends...

pre-courtesy flush
courtesy flush
final flush and dismount

One final question. What the heck is a "pre-courtesy" flush?

 

[pumpgun]

drywall compound bucket, newspaper and a airwick is fine. who they think you are, donald trump?

 

[jimsdad]

If it's yellow - let it mellow; if it's brown - flush it down. The origin is in a Japanes Hayoko poem I once read in Tokyo Hyatt Regency.

 

[buzz]

Wouldn't a litter box do for the guest......

 

[Big Redneck]

I though a flush was 5 cards of the same suit, I don't kow what the heck you guys are talking about

 

[Chaos]

If that's a flush....what's a courtesy flush?

 

[atr]

If that's a flush....what's a courtesy flush?

Imagine your flying a B17 , Well a courtesy flush is when you flush immediately after the bomb is dropped.

 

[Chaos]

What about a DC-9?

 

[atr]

You may have to check with Mcdonnell Douglas about that one

 

[RonM]

Dont save the jugged water over a very days.....

 

[BlackBruin]

I always put a capful of Clorox in the rear end rag bucket before company comes. Toilet paper is a waste and expensive. Just wash the tags once a week and keep them in a bucket with water and a splash of Clorox!

 

[RonM]

Sounds like might work for atr.

 

[timberdoodle]

If that's a flush....what's a courtesy flush?

Imagine your flying a B17 , Well a courtesy flush is when you flush immediately after the bomb is dropped.

Did Buckethead ever tell ya about the time he was pilot of the Enola Gay...(not that there's anything wrong with that mind you)