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A redneck kid and his yuppie cousin entered a candy store. As they were busy looking, the yuppie kid stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the yuppie cousin said to the redneck kid: Hah!
"Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. No dumb redneck can beat that."
The redneck kid replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."
So they went to the counter and the redneck kid said to the shopkeeper:
"Do you want to see magic ?" The shopkeeper replied: "Yes."
The redneck kid said: "Give me one chocolate bar."
The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.
The redneck kid asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well.
He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"
The redneck kid replied: "Check in my cousin's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."
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