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As a lover of all things that make life easier in the field, I've become a big fan of the Butt Out rectum removal tool. I first thought it was a gimmick, but after seeing a friend get the...butt...out...of a deer in record time, I was sold! It takes the normally annoying and time consuming task of rectum removal down to an extremely fast - literally sub-10 second - exercise in easy field work. It's not much bigger than the average hunting knife, so it's pretty pack-friendly, and I have used it countless times with great results.

Well, something was not going right for me this time. I had a doe down on opening day of muzzleloader season in 2A, and it was time to address the final field dressing task. I pushed the Butt Out into the deer, but was immediately hung up and couldn't insert it any further. Hmmmm...that's strange. I fought and fought with it to no avail. The thing wouldn't go in far enough to grab tissue and get the job done. Then I looked a little more closely and realized what was causing the problem.

Yep.

Wrong hole.


I promptly put the tool in the correct orifice and went on about my business.
 

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Pretty good read... almost an out loud laugh!!!
I wondered if it was a gimmick or the real deal...Now that you took the time to write two paragraphs on the "subject" and post it on the internet with your name forever tied to it....I'm sold!!!!!
 

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Hey, someone around here needs to share knowledge and save others from near tragedy!


Seriously though, get a Butt Out. It only costs about $10 and I would spend twice that for how fast it works. I take no pride in the effort it takes to get the job done the traditional way. I keep the tool + a few zip-ties in my tag bag: one to attach the tag, and the others to seal the intestine around where I plan to cut. Then Butt Out in, rectum out in seconds. Easy-peasy.
 

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I used one. Twice. I felt like I needed to apologize to the deer. Seriously....and it was dead.

I wire-tie off the bladder/colon in the field, I DON'T split the pelvis in the field, and then I remove the contents of the pelvic canal with a fillet knife when I have the hide off and tenders already out of the deer, and it takes maybe 2 minutes and it's ALL out, no mess.

I don't doubt that the tool works as intended, but I just can't do it. I just can't...lol.
 

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You're really into the this...actually pretty "pushy"...you just need to butt out....LOL
I'll wait until the wife and kids are with me at Wal-Mart and will HAVE to find the lady who works in sewing to help me find it.... or maybe the kid who works in electronics.
The wife will just roll her eyes but the kids will probably pee themselves laughing!!!
 

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browninggold said:
You're really into the this...actually pretty "pushy"...you just need to butt out....LOL
I'll wait until the wife and kids are with me at Wal-Mart and will HAVE to find the lady who works in sewing to help me find it.... or maybe the kid who works in electronics.
The wife will just roll her eyes but the kids will probably pee themselves laughing!!!
That's a moment I'd like to witness first hand!
 

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I always thought we should use this tool to interogate terrorists. I'm positive that suspect #2 would talk.
 

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I used one. Twice. I felt like I needed to apologize to the deer. Seriously....and it was dead.
You think you felt guilty?? I thought I was gonna end up on some kinda PA Game Warden registry for what had just transpired!
 

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I think for me, the "I can't do this again" moment came when I had to use a hammer-fist on the the thing to get it to fully "seat" into the deer. I just....can't.
 

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Six-Gun said:
tdd said:
I used one. Twice. I felt like I needed to apologize to the deer. Seriously....and it was dead.
You think you felt guilty?? I thought I was gonna end up on some kinda PA Game Warden registry for what had just transpired!

 

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I'm dead after reading this...
 

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Ya know, sometimes.... sometimes you are having a real bad day. And on that bad day, you decide to check out HPA. And then you read this... and you laugh. Real Hard.

The only problem is less than five minutes ago I went on a tirade about stupid soldiers and the stupid problems they cause. Now I'm sitting here laughing hysterically. So as if everyone in the office wasn't already questioning my sanity.... Thanks Six-gun. Thanks a lot!
 

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What about the guy who thought up/ invented the contraption...part of me wants to think he's making $ so he genius... butt (see what I did there ?) another part of me wonders how/ why this enters his mind
 

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Ya know, sometimes.... sometimes you are having a real bad day. And on that bad day, you decide to check out HPA. And then you read this... and you laugh. Real Hard.

The only problem is less than five minutes ago I went on a tirade about stupid soldiers and the stupid problems they cause. Now I'm sitting here laughing hysterically. So as if everyone in the office wasn't already questioning my sanity.... Thanks Six-gun. Thanks a lot!
No problem - glad you got a chuckle out of it! I thought this one was too rare of an event not to share it with the masses. When I told my wife this story, she laughed because she thought I was kidding. Then I informed her that, no, this really happened, and she laughed even harder.

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What about the guy who thought up/ invented the contraption...part of me wants to think he's making $ so he genius... butt (see what I did there ?) another part of me wonders how/ why this enters his mind
Any way you cut it, he's going down in the annals of the outdoor industry (see what I did there? - watch that second "n"...it's a doozy) as one of the greatest hunting contraption inventors of all time.
 
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