[Big Redneck]

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one


Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

 

[RonM]

That will certainly give us something to ponder over today.....

 

[BCozhunter]

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Stogey ate them.

 

[GIE]

Why won't IVN let Stogey and I buy the property beside him, build a camp, and move in?

 

[dc 21]

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Stogey ate them.

That is why the warning label states,

"NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION."

 

[dc 21]

Why won't IVN let Stogey and I buy the property beside him, build a camp, and move in?

Move in with Stogey? Hmmmmm.....

 

[Chaos]

Why won't IVN let Stogey and I buy the property beside him, build a camp, and move in?

Cause we are white and he thinks leaves on is deck are trash.

 

[GIE]

Well, I guess that setters that.

Guess I'll have to stay in my lonely little pine box.

 

[Chaos]

You could always take your grouse to a shelter if you can't feed it.

 

[GIE]

Stop your grousing. We don't tolerate that down here in the basement.

You might end up having trouble like you couldn't ever imagine.

 

[Chaos]

It's people like you that make people like me take drugs!!!

 

[Larry]

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

These are for sale in the toothpaste aisle at the dollar store. Laugh all you want, but it keeps the swelling in my gums down.

 

[timberdoodle]

Well that explains a lot....all this time I thought you were talking out yer...

 

[InVenangoNow]

Why won't IVN let Stogey and I buy the property beside him, build a camp, and move in?

Cause we are white and he thinks leaves on is deck are trash.

Me and my BFF Dave don't like, want, or need yer types over here. We run a clean show and intend on keppin it that way!

 

[timberdoodle]

You jest want them firepits in the front yard

 

[Chaos]

Why won't IVN let Stogey and I buy the property beside him, build a camp, and move in?

Cause we are white and he thinks leaves on is deck are trash.

Me and my BFF Dave don't like, want, or need yer types over here. We run a clean show and intend on keppin it that way!

Don't you have some stairs to go fall down?

 

[good ole boy]

How did a great entertaining thread that I greatly enjoyed(the first post)turn into this?

Disheartning and sad.

 

[Larry]

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one

I think tenty-one, or even oneteen might be better.

 

[GIE]

Why won't IVN let Stogey and I buy the property beside him, build a camp, and move in?

Cause we are white and he thinks leaves on is deck are trash.

Me and my BFF Dave don't like, want, or need yer types over here. We run a clean show and intend on keppin it that way!

Don't you have some stairs to go fall down?

Either that or his front door has a crack in it.

 

[GIE]

This is a great entertaining thread.

Thank you. Thank you very much.