This post actually made me LOL!! :grin2: Reminded me of my late Grandfather. Thanks for the post!!From an old skunk trapper: shoot the skunk in the head. You have 5 seconds to step one foot in the center of the back and the other on the rump tail area. Shift weight to foot at the rear and wait. Disclaimer; this works after the first few tries very well. Proper execution is key.
Be brave you are a trapper. It will only last for the day and it ain't that bad when it is on you. Kinda sweet smelling after the burning stops.