Suspend a 5 year old girl for a bubble gun, but its dictated to force her to use the same bathroom as Brutus the Janitor on a day he is feeling a little feminine...
http://www.wgal.com/national/kindergartner-suspended-for-bringing-bubble-gun-to-school/39621708
http://www.wgal.com/national/kindergartner-suspended-for-bringing-bubble-gun-to-school/39621708