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> Subject:
> Ad Posted to Craig's List Personals: This
> Ad Was Posted to Craig's
> List Personals:
>
> To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
> Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.
>
>
> I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand
> over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives
> and me.
>
> You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
>
> I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
>
> First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol
> after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the
> jacket for a reason.
>
> My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my
> birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
>
> Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at
> your head wasn't it?
>
>
> I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare
> footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That
> prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
>
> After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I
> explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I Went and filled up my
> gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card.
> The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
>
> I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along
> with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
>
> I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at
> the curb .... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire
> driver's side of the car.
>
> Later, I called a bunch of numbers from your cell phone Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?
>
> Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office
> and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The
> FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he
> traced your number etc.).
>
> In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not shooting you ... but I feel this
> type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened
> crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate
> pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect
> upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.
>
> Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
>
> Have a good day!
>
> Thoughtfully yours,
> Alex
>
> P.S. Remember this motto:
> An armed society makes for a more civil society!
> Ad Posted to Craig's List Personals: This
> Ad Was Posted to Craig's
> List Personals:
>
> To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
> Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST.
>
>
> I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand
> over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives
> and me.
>
> You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
>
> I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
>
> First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol
> after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the
> jacket for a reason.
>
> My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my
> birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
>
> Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at
> your head wasn't it?
>
>
> I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare
> footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That
> prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
>
> After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I
> explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I Went and filled up my
> gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card.
> The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!
>
> I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along
> with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
>
> I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at
> the curb .... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire
> driver's side of the car.
>
> Later, I called a bunch of numbers from your cell phone Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?
>
> Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office
> and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The
> FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he
> traced your number etc.).
>
> In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not shooting you ... but I feel this
> type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened
> crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate
> pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect
> upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.
>
> Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.
>
> Have a good day!
>
> Thoughtfully yours,
> Alex
>
> P.S. Remember this motto:
> An armed society makes for a more civil society!
