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Why would a lion be wearing a pair of pork chop panties? :grin2:

Best sign I've ever come across, was a hand-lettered chunk of tin roofing, nailed on the barn door of an old grump I used to buy straw from:

Them found here at night will be found here in the morning.

Had to drive back a long lane, go over to the screened porch on the back of the house and yell, because the screen door was always hooked. At some point he'd holler back, "What do you want!" And I'd yell back, "STRAW".

Could've just been there a week before for straw, but that was always the standard practice required to get any straw.
 

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Bring that sign down here to 2a and you will still have people on side by sides and quads driving past you.
 

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There's a small sign out front of a house up in the Adirondacks on the road over to fish the Saranac River that always makes me smile, "We shoot every third visitor and second one just left." Obviously tongue in cheek and I love their sense of humor.
 

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Great sign indeed.....I once saw a sign posted on a fence pasture...It said..... Beware!! Cross only if you can do it in 10 seconds or less, the Bull can do it in 11.....
 

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There's a small sign out front of a house up in the Adirondacks on the road over to fish the Saranac River that always makes me smile, "We shoot every third visitor and second one just left." Obviously tongue in cheek and I love their sense of humor.

how do you know they were joking. did you go knock ? :grin2:


I was violated at the Doctor's office the other day.....first time for it.....😂

AH..prostate exams...my female doctor wont check mine with the finger anymore. last time she did it, she said "hang on i'm almost done" i told her "take your time doc, i work in a prison" i thought the nurse was going to hyper ventilate from laughing so hard. now my doctor just uses the blood test :crying:
 

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A good one my uncle had on his back door when I was a kid... "Is there life after death, enter and find out"

I was going to put up "trespassers will be persecuted". And then hang a cross by the barn.
 

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I like the sign that says " if you can read this you are in range" underneath is a 5 shot group you could cover with penny. Waugh!
 
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Guy I know from internet adventures over the past 20 years, lives in the middle of nowhere, Idaho.

Posted pic of his new sign, that's down at the entrance to the half mile lane up to his house. "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE WELL WITHIN RANGE". Next time he posted a pic of that sign, he was kneeling beside it, with his 50 caliber Barrett.

I have some little orange metal sample signs from Voss Signs, that a guy gave me a few years ago. POSTED. No Nuthin' This applies to friends, relatives, enemies and YOU. Violators (crossed out, sez survivors under it) will be prosecuted.

I'd love to have some full size versions of that 'un. :smile2:
 
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