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Yesterday, I spent five hours at the hospital with a paranoid schizophrenic who was high on PCP after we talked him out of his attic. What did yinz guys do for fun this week?
 

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Contemplated performing a PIT maneuver on an elderly lady driving in the fast lane on 81 South the other night.....

PS...my niece said she sent it to you...did you get the e-mail?
 

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I contemplated doing that several times this week as well Dingo.
 

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PADingo said:
PS...my niece said she sent it to you...did you get the e-mail?
Yep. Thanks a bunch.

Just so everyone knows, Futhark arrived yesterday morning and assisted this guy in making governmental and planeterial alliances. He didn't say exactly what he did but I gather whatever it was it saved all of mankind. Futhark then multiplied and climbed into the trees and made them vibrate. Futhark is this guy's religion (Its actually an ancient language/philosophy prevelant in the 2nd to 8th centuries. Its alphabet is called "Rune"
) The mafia also uses cameras disguised as porcelin dolls to make XXX films.
 

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Go ahead and thank him for saving mankind. We appreciate it. Should we send a card or anything?
 

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It probably wouldn't hurt. From what I gather it would be a best to keep on the good side of Futhark.
 

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I've known this guy since I was 18 or 19. He was a state champ wrestler but was always a little off. He's taken every drug known to man and was heavy into meth when he lived in California. He was out there for about 15 years and blew back into town about 8 months ago. The poor neighborhood hasn't been the same since. I'd say he's the poster child for drug induced psychosis.
 

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buckmasters243 said:
Why did they ever close mental hospitals and insanosylums?
They didnt close them, they just turned them over to be managed by internet hunting websites.
By the way, welcome to our forums!
 

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Sounds like GIE may be in for the 3 day minimum this time
 

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Buzz,
Scoot over. You're taking all the pillow.

Spruce Cone/Stephanie
 

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It probably wouldn't hurt. From what I gather it would be a best to keep on the good side of Futhark.
Yeah, common sense wouls tell you that.
 

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Cops this guy in a bust in jersy,must be a relative to attic man
 
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