[steelerfan58]

A man's bathroom shall never be any shade of pink. If man's nemesis (wife) makes the bathroom pink, a man shall immediately construct a second bathroom, in camouflage preferably. Extra manliness points awarded if a man's wife makes the bathroom camo.

A Best Man's speech shall never include the phrase "We were in Vegas" or "This one time at camp".

 

[steelerfan58]

A man is never to beat a woman or child. Child discipline, aka "whoopin that boy's butt" is OK. It will be acceptable for the offender to be beaten by an unlimited number of men, as he doesn't mind an unfair fight, evidenced by the fact he's beating women and children.

 

[atr]

A man shall never consume any beer with an old "born on date",, unless that's all he has.

 

[dc 21]

When questioned by a friend's girlfriend or wife, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence. You know nothing.

 

[dc 21]

A "smart" man should never ask a woman he has not seen in a while "when's the baby due."

If this question is asked and she is not with child a man should be prepared with another statement besides, hum-in-a, hum-in-a, hum-in-a.

 

[steelerfan58]

Women who claim to "love to watch sports" shall be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game, and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean. In such case that a woman knows more about that game than a man, that man shall be shamed until he ups his knowledge to manly levels.

 

[Buckethead]

No fruit in beer, EVER!!

 

[atr]

A woman shall never pick up the tv remote except to dust under it.

 

[dc 21]

A woman shall never pick up the tv remote except to dust under it.

 

[big28hunter]

There will absolutely be no CHRISTmas decorations on any taxidermy!

 

[DIYASUB]

My house, my rules. The seat is to be put back up when not in use!

 

[dc 21]

There shall be no <span style="text-decoration: line-through">unnecessary</span> interruptions during hunting, fishing, football, baseball and hockey seasons.