Manager: “I’m sorry, Sir, we have no tee times open on the course today.
Golfer: “Wait a minute. What if Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus showed up? I’m sure you’d find a starting time for them.”
Manager: “Of course we would, sir.”
Golfer: “Well, I happen to know they’re not coming, so we’ll take their time.”
RIP Arnie
Golfer: “Wait a minute. What if Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus showed up? I’m sure you’d find a starting time for them.”
Manager: “Of course we would, sir.”
Golfer: “Well, I happen to know they’re not coming, so we’ll take their time.”

RIP Arnie
