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A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.

Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old.

The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly and asks, "what are you in for?"

The old-timer says, "You wouldn't believe me if I told you."

The new man says, "Try me."

"I was a rich man. I lived the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, and the most beautiful women, I was invited to high society galas and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."

The new man asked, "What happened?"

" Riley reported his credit cards missing."
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