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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job.

"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"

"11" he replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."

"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow."

He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" "When you find who did it get back to me."

So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was excited. His buddies asked him how it went.

"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
 

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dc 21 said:
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"

"11" he replied.
I hope Gomer knows about antler restrictions, else he'll wind up shooting a bunch of Pennsylvania 11 points.
 

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Who eventually joins the marine corps.
 

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So was Bob Keeshan a.k.a. Captain Kangaroo,Don Imus, Steve Wilkos,
Gene Hackman, Shaggy, Montel Williams, Drew Carey
 

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You should have just stuck with your last response on the "What happens when you die" thread.
 

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Buckethead said:
You should have just stuck with your last response on the "What happens when you die" thread.
I needed a straight man for that line.
 
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