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I was talking to a young woman in a bar last night.


She said to me, "if you lost a few pounds, got a shave and a haircut and upgraded your wardrobe, you'd look alright."

I said, "if I did all that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."

Cost me a fat lip.......But when you're over 60 who cares!
 

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BCozhunter said:
No stitches required this time?
Nah. This one was a lightweight. She couldn't draw blood.
 

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atr said:
You have been spending a lot of time in Bars lately , is there something your friends here at HPA can help you with ?
Don't you go trying one of them interventions on me. I'm having too much fun.
 

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True Bates, but a head full of zippers might be a bit much, even with DC 21's abundance of charm.
 

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dc 21 said:
atr said:
You have been spending a lot of time in Bars lately , is there something your friends here at HPA can help you with ?
Don't you go trying one of them interventions on me. I'm having too much fun.
Got to live for the moment!
 
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