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A father told his 3 children when
he sent them to college:"I feel it's my duty to
provide you with the best possible education, and you
do not owe me anything for that.

However,I want you to appreciate it. As a
token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I
die.”
And so it happened, one became a doctor, one a lawyer, and
one a financial planner, each very financially successful.

When their father's time had come, and they saw
their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish.

First, it was the doctor who put 10 newly printed, crisp
$100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.

Then, came the financial planner, who also placed $1,000 in
cash there.

Finally, it was the heartbroken
lawyer's turn. She dipped into her purse, took out
her checkbook, wrote a check for $3,000,placed it into
her father's coffin, and took the $2,000
cash.

She is now running for President of the United States.
 

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I'm surprised she didn't make it out for $10,000.
That's like writing a check at church and asking to cash it while they are counting the offerings then using the canceled check as a tax deduction because it was made out to the church.
 

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Just had to put this on facebook LOL LOL LOL
 
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