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When ordering food at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how they prepare their chicken. "Nothing special," he explained. "We just tell them they're going to die." 馃槀
 

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Man goes home to his wife with a duck under his arm...walks into kitchen and says 鈥渟ee, this is the pig I鈥檝e been sleeping with鈥. Wife looks at him and says 鈥渢hat鈥檚 not a pig, that鈥檚 a duck鈥. Man says, 鈥淚 was talking to the duck...鈥
 
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