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I went into a bar last night and saw a big woman dancing on a table.

"Good legs" I said!

The girl giggled and said, " do you really think so?"

I said, "definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now."



Cost me another six stitches. But when you're over 60, who cares?
 

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Only 6 more months until I can go out and have that kind of fun.
 

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dc 21 said:
I went into a bar last night and saw a big woman dancing on a table.

"Good legs" I said!

The girl giggled and said, " do you really think so?"

I said, "definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now."



Cost me another six stitches. But when you're over 60, who cares?
After seeing this second one, I just have to speak up...

You Sir, are the reason Obamacare is failing.

Continuous use and abuse of the medical support system over weight challenged women. Who are looking for nothing more than a good time at their favorite watering trough.
 

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That table didn't carry much weight. Neither did that punch line.
 

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Maybe you didn't understand it. If you want, I'll have atr 'splain it to you.
 
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