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I was standing at a bar one night when this fat, ugly chick came up behind me and put her arm around me and said, " you're kinda cute, you got a phone number?"

I said, "yeah, you gotta pen?"

She said, "yeah, I gotta pen."

I said, "well, you better get back in it before the farmer misses you."

Cost me six stitches........But when you're over 60 who cares?
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