One day a husband says to his wife, " Today is one fine day."
The next day he says, to his wife, " Today is one fine day."
The following day he says to his wife, "Today is one fine day."
This goes on for a month.
Finally the wife is fed up and asks, "Why are you always saying, "Today is one fine day."
Well, says the husband, about a month ago we had an argument and you said to me, "One fine day, I'm going to pack up and leave you" and I was just trying to give you a reminder.
The next day he says, to his wife, " Today is one fine day."
The following day he says to his wife, "Today is one fine day."
This goes on for a month.
Finally the wife is fed up and asks, "Why are you always saying, "Today is one fine day."
Well, says the husband, about a month ago we had an argument and you said to me, "One fine day, I'm going to pack up and leave you" and I was just trying to give you a reminder.
