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Joke of the Day 5/26/16

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A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Steinberg for a new set of dentures the next morning.

His elderly buddy remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before.

"Is that so?" asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?"

The second oldster replied, "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when a guy on the next fairway hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at least 180 mph when it slammed me right in the testicles."

The first old guy was confused & asked, "What the heck does that have to do with your dentures?"

"It was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."
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Retired_Rusty said:
How could his teeth hurt if he had dentures?
Dentures aka false teeth.

Do I have to 'splain everthin' to you guys?
Bates said:
In that situation, do you yell 'fore'? Or 'two'?
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