The HuntingPA.com Outdoor Community banner

1 - 9 of 9 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
39,964 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Dr. Steinberg for a new set of dentures the next morning.

His elderly buddy remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same dentist two years before.

"Is that so?" asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?"

The second oldster replied, "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when a guy on the next fairway hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at least 180 mph when it slammed me right in the testicles."

The first old guy was confused & asked, "What the heck does that have to do with your dentures?"

"It was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
5,104 Posts
How could his teeth hurt if he had dentures?
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
19,940 Posts
Bad jokes seem to be par for the course around here. Can we take a mulligan?
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
6,544 Posts
In that situation, do you yell 'fore'? Or 'two'?
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
39,964 Posts
Discussion Starter #7
Retired_Rusty said:
How could his teeth hurt if he had dentures?
Dentures aka false teeth.

Do I have to 'splain everthin' to you guys?
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
5,104 Posts
dc 21 said:
Retired_Rusty said:
How could his teeth hurt if he had dentures?
Dentures aka false teeth.

Do I have to 'splain everthin' to you guys?
Ok, false teeth, so did they false hurt?
 
1 - 9 of 9 Posts
Top