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Timing is so important!

Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always
feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you stand there and
nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you
don't have bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit
on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat
rock -- no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and
crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."
 

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Whoa! A belly laugh from BCoz!
 

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Crappy joke. I mean, really. It was p#ss poor
 

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Wonder if that guy is getting a little freedom and a little support from his underwear. Just depends, I suppose.
 

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Or buy an alarm clock...and set it for 5:45 a.m....
 
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