[dc 21]

Courtesy of Rodney Dangerfield

Well with girls I don't get no respect. I had a blind date. I waited two hours on the corner. A girl walked by. I said "Are you Louise?" She said, "Are you Rodney?" I said, Yeah." She said, " I'm not Louise."

 

[Wald Jager]

Is that the alias atr is using these days?

 

[RonM]

I called a girl she said come on over nobody's home, I went over, nobody was home..

 

[Bates]

I called a girl she said come on over nobody's home, I went over, nobody was home..

Classic Rodney!

 

[atr]

He aint da only Rodney who don't get no respect
I aint seen dat many sticks since bat day at LA stadium

 

[Born2Hunt]

I did go on a Blind date once, But I must say it was a very unpleasant experience...Her dog kept peeing on my shoe....

 

[irishxc]

My wife's cooking is so bad....the flies offered to patch up the hole in the screen door!

 

[bird_dog_pa]

My last blind date was so fat when she put on her little black fresh she looked like outer space.