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Two Georgia rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along
they came upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the
bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down
there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "Hey, there's an old car transmission over
there. Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."

So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and
heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over
the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around,
they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the
hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement,
peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about,
an old farmer saunters up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my
goat around here anywhere, did you ?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just
standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes
doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped . . .headfirst into this
here hole!!"

The old farmer said, "Naw, that aint possible . ..

I had him chained to a transmission
 

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BCozhunter said:
What kind of transmission was it?
A goat doing a hunnert miles an hour? Musta been a 6-speed with overdrive!
 

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Yeah, true. But it must've been an automatic. I don't think a goat could work the clutch and shift at same time.
 

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Take that system to the Middle East and you've got yourself a dandy of an ISIS trap.
 
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