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BBQ
Barbeque--it's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man
volunteers to do the' BBQ' the following chain of events are usually put
into motion.
1) The woman goes to the store.
2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with
the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging
beside the grill, drink in hand.
4) The man places the meat on the grill.
5) The woman goes inside to set the table and checks the vegetables.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed' her night off' and, upon seeing
her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
 

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Bates said:
Blast that cursed dog of mine! Hacked my computer again.

I remember the days when the dogs just ate homework.
 

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dc 21 said:
The strike is over.
Looking forward to my new company car !! Not sure what it will be, but was assured it would be a head turner........
 

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buzz will be proud as a peacock to be seen in that baby!
 

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Note to self: When considering retirement home locations, remove Delaware from the list.
 

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Bates said:
Note to self: When considering retirement home locations, remove Delaware from the list. Please do we have too many non-res moved in here now to benfit from low taxes and cheaper living....
 

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RonM said:
Bates said:
Note to self: When considering retirement home locations, remove Delaware from the list. Please do we have too many non-res moved in here now to benfit from low taxes and cheaper living....


Wait, I think you changed my mind!
 
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