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Many of us over 50 . . . WAY over 50 . . . are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12. Short shorts and varicose veins

13. In-line skates and a walker

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion:

14. A thong and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
 

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misfire1 said:
I came here for a laugh not advice...
If you read it again you'll find both. You're welcome!
 

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About 6 of those fashion looks will be very prevalent in about 35 years. And could we add a tramp stamp right above the thong?
 

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DC, I think we need to find you a new store. You're seeing things at Walmart that just aren't good for you.
 

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9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge


Walmart would loose 80% of it's business if it enforced this rule..........
 

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buzz said:
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge


Walmart would loose 80% of it's business if it enforced this rule..........
You are correct and might I add, they would lose the other 20 percent if they enforced the rest of the list.
 
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