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A guy walks into a bar in Detroit and says to the barkeep, what's the quickest way to get to Dearborn?

Barkeep says, are you walking or driving?

Guy says, driving.

Barkeep says, that's the quickest way.
 

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Ah little confused here.........first you said he " walked" into a bar, then he says he's driving.........wouldn't he have drove into the bar if he was driving.........
 

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Yes, he parked his car outside the bar, as is customary, and walked in to ask directions.

Now, the only way he could drive in to the bar would be if he mistook the gas pedal for the brake pedal. It was not a drive thru bar. (Although, that might not be a bad idea). i.e. see the POTD.

Whew! Do I have to 'splain ever' thin' to you???
 

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Well it's going to take a lot longer to get to Dearborn if he keeps stopping at bars...........
 

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buzz said:
Well it's going to take a lot longer to get to Dearborn if he keeps stopping at bars...........

You sir, are extremely observant.
 
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