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An answer I can understand….. An American tourist asks an Irishman: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the bloody boat."
 

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I used to practice scuba diving by falling out of my boat backwards. As I get older I don't do that as much cuz the driveway really hurts more than it used to...............
 

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You should move the boat over to the grass. It might not hurt as much.
 

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dc 21 said:
An answer I can understand….. An American tourist asks an Irishman: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the bloody boat."
 

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buzz said:
I used to practice scuba diving by falling out of my boat backwards. As I get older I don't do that as much cuz the driveway really hurts more than it used to...............


Little things like that will keep the neighbors from stopping over too often.
 

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Bates said:
buzz said:
I used to practice scuba diving by falling out of my boat backwards. As I get older I don't do that as much cuz the driveway really hurts more than it used to...............




Little things like that will keep the neighbors from stopping over too often.



Not a chance... They line up, standing room only just to see what he is going to do next....Darwin Awards looking for television rights
 

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........and all this time I just thought it was the 73 pinto i am restoring, that they were stopping by to see.....
 
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