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Paddy and Mick were walking along a street in New York.

Paddy looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. "Suits $10.00 each, shirts
$5.00 each, pants $2.50 per pair".

Paddy said to his pal, "Mick look at the prices!

We could buy a whole lot of dose and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune.

Now when we go in you stay quiet, okay?

Let me do all da talking cause if they hear our accents, they might think we're two potato farmers from Ireland and try to cheat
us. I'll put on my best New York accent.



Oh, Right y'are there Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will. You do all da business, said Mick.

They go in and Paddy said in his best New York voice,

"Hello my good man. I'll take 50 suits at $10.00 each, 100 shirts at $5.00
each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up me truck ready
to load em on, so I will."

The owner of the shop said quietly, "You're from Ireland , aren't you?"

"Well yes," said a surprised Paddy. "What gave it away?"

The owner replied, "This is a dry-cleaners”:lol:




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I'm getting a little tired of all these jokes stereotyping the Irish. If you're still here when I finish my drink, I may very well punch you in the face. :mad:
 

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I'm getting a little tired of all these jokes stereotyping the Irish. If you're still here when I finish my drink, I may very well punch you in the face. :mad:

Just as long as you don't hit me with that sack of potatoes you're carrying. :jestera:
 
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