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The Talking Centipede.....



A single guy decided life would be more fun
if he had a pet.



So he went to the pet store
and told the owner
that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.



After some discussion,
he finally bought a talking centipede,
which came in a little white box
to use for his house.


He took the box back home,
found a good spot for the box,
and decided he would start off
by taking his new pet
to the pub for a drink with him.



So he asked the centipede
in the box,
"Would you like to go
down the pub with me today?
We will have a good time."



But there was no answer
from his new pet..



This bothered him a bit,
but he waited a few minutes
and then asked again,
"How about going
down the pub with me ?"



But again,
there was no answer
from his new friend and pet.
So he waited
a few minutes more,
thinking about the situation.



The guy decided
to invite the centipede
one last time.



This time he
put his face up against
the centipede ' s box and shouted,

"HEY, IN THERE,
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE PUB WITH ME?

This time,
a little voice
came out of the box,

"I heard you the first time!

I'm putting my STINKIN' shoes on!
 

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For a minute there, I thought al the centipede's feet stunk...............then I realized it was just the joke that stunk..........
 

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buzz said:
For a minute there, I thought al the centipede's feet stunk...............then I realized it was just the joke that stunk..........
 

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timberdoodle said:
and now he has to foot the bar bill for a hundred fisted drinker?
Do you think talking centipedes are cheap? Trust me, he can afford it.
 

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dc 21 said:
buzz said:
For a minute there, I thought al the centipede's feet stunk...............then I realized it was just the joke that stunk..........

I will blame that on your JOTD staff slacking on a weekend...............
 

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Are you saying no weekends off...........they just have some off weekends.......
 

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Although.............
A millipede would have been 10 times funnier.
 
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