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A blonde drives her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that

it's making funny noises.

After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly.

"What's the story?" she asked.

"Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied.

"How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
 

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She needs to quit off-roading in the pasture.
 

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Retired_Rusty said:
She needs to quit off-roading in the pasture.
Right!

Besides, that can also lead to mud in your tires. Although, I think that may have happened to a brunette.
 

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Blonde is cruising down the road in her sports car and is pulled over by a female cop, also a blonde.

Cop asks the driver for her license, she roots around in her purse, can't find it, then asks the cop what it looks like.

Blonde cop says it's rectangular and has your picture on it. So driver pulls out her makeup mirror, looks in it and says, is this it?

Cop looks in the mirror, says yeah that's it! Then says I didn't realize you were also a cop, have a nice day and lets her go.
 
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