The HuntingPA.com Outdoor Community banner

1 - 6 of 6 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
40,377 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
Little Johnny meets Barack Obama...

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school in North Carolina and visited a fourth grade class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him,that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Obama, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Obama. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Obama searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.

In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as heck wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your sweet butt it wouldn't be
an accident either!"
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
8,133 Posts
Betcha little Johnny was the first 4th grader in his home town to get audited by the IRS...................
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
6,662 Posts


The truth so simple, a child can see it.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
40,377 Posts
Discussion Starter #6
Nothing escapes little Johnny.
 
1 - 6 of 6 Posts
Top