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A clearly inebriated woman, without a stitch of clothing on, jumped into a
taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.

The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his
eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey?
Haven't you ever seen a woman before?"

The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady

I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det
vould not be proper vair I come from."

The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at
me sweetie, what are you doing then?"

He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'am, I am looking and I am
looking, and I am tinking to myself, 'Vair in da heck is dis lady
keeping de money to pay for dis ride?
 

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Sooooo many possible replies...sooooo few within the rules.

So I'll just say:

Good stuff!
 

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I'm considering doubling the pay for the JOTD staff. They've been doing a great job lately.
 

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They have. You should. They deserve every penny. Good run.

Wait a minute.....you have a staff???

How do I get one of those?

 

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All I can tell you is, it doesn't happen overnight.
 
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