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Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'

'It is!'

'This is the IRS. Can you help us?'

'I can!'

'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'

'I do!'

'Is he a member of your Congregation?'

'He is!'

'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'

'He will.'
 

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And to think, DC, we had written you off.
 

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Ted should write the church a IOU every year for 10k................that way he has a legal paper trail..........
 

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Ted's a liar and a tax cheat. We can't have his kind on the JOTD staff.
 

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When you have to go to page 2 to get the joke of the day...you already know what to expect....
 

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It means you have to get up before 4 in the afternoon!
 

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That will learn him to mess with the chief cook and bottle washer at JOTD headquarters.......
 
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