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It just hit me!

It just hit me!
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like abrick..........


My dog is a CONGRESSMAN! ****
 

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Or a couple of my cousins!!
 

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I would never insult my dog by calling him a congressman!
 

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My black lab forces her way into my oldest sons bed every night. By morning she has the whole pillow and most of the covers.
 

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i want to come back as a beagle. when i roll out of the sack at 5AM on workdays, he is in the bed before i am done brushing my teeth. when we are done with our dinner, he gets the leftovers. he has his own recliner and occasionally gets loose and visits his girlfriends whom he apparently has some sort of "arrangement" with and no strings attached.
 

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and he doesn't worry about payoffs, blackmail, or book deals with his ladys, something our other congressmen usually forget about when "visiting".
 

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The only thing he must worry about is when he is lying in the road licking his paws, he doesnt get hit by a car........I said paws...
 
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