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I was in a club last night showing a few of my dancing moves when I heard a loud boom, So I hit the floor and hollered "PRAISE ALLAH", well come to find out someone had set off a firecracker
 

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look, it's natural to feel a little embarrassed however you should learn the term flatulence, rather than the juvenile "boom". Happens to all of us from time to time, just a build up of gas in the alimentary canal. By the way, no one seriously believes the bit about a firecracker....
 

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ATR, unless you have dark hair, are dark complected, and have permanent stubble or a beard, not sure the praise allah will work to keep you alive.
 

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timberdoodle said:
look, it's natural to feel a little embarrassed however you should learn the term flatulence, rather than the juvenile "boom". Happens to all of us from time to time, just a build up of gas in the alimentary canal. By the way, no one seriously believes the bit about a firecracker....



Well said,, I think
 

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Maybe one of those farmer dating clubs... Large Girls Big Tractors?
 

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atrs flatulence incident shows he should have gone to a LGBT club. Little Guy Big Tooter is what that stands for
 
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