[jimsdad]

Slick back that DA, roll up a pack of Luckys in your T-shirt sleve and make sure the cuffs in your Levis are high enough. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjs5QWjvNWc

 

[timberdoodle]

can't find my butch wax

 

[jimsdad]

Brylcream; a little dab 'l do ya. In a pinch, I used to use my sister's VO 5. You needed massive quanties of hair to use that stuff!

 

[zimmerstutzen]

Wildroot. And "you'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent."