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1. Bob Hope (1903-2003)
THE WORDS: "SURPRISE ME."

The story: "Bob" Hope's full name was Leslie Townes Hope. As an actor and radio personality, he became best known in his later years for entertaining American troops stationed overseas. He died at Toluca Lake, California at the ripe old age of 100. His wife Dolores asked Bob where he wanted to be buried, prompting his last words. " Surprise me."
He kept 'em laughing 'til the end.
 

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Gen. John Sedgwick trying to calm Union Army soldiers concerns over sniper fire at the battle of Spotsylvania Courthouse said "They could not hit an elephant at this range." just before being struck directly under the eye by a rifle bullet and dying before he hit the ground.
 

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I would rather face a thousand deaths...

President Bill Clinton on his way to the White House boudoir every night of his presidency?
 

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You're telling me I have to walk 6 miles to give this crazy woman back her penny..in this snowstorm...Abe Lincoln..
 

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"Of course I know who you are. You're my girl. I love you." John Wayne to his wife
 

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I'm bored with it all.
Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.
~~ Winston Churchill, statesman, d. January 24, 1965
 

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Sam Houston to one of his Lt's at the Alamo as he see thousands on Mexicans running toward his compound," hey guys are we having lawn work done today"...
 

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capt rudy said:
Gen Custer to his men.....Wow,never seen so many darn indians
Scout to Gen. Custer, "General, I have good news and bad news"
Custer, "Give me the bad new first"
Scout, "There are more then thousand Indians, we're going to be massacred"
Custer, "What's the good news"?
Scout, "We won't have to go back home through South Dakota"!
 

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" You cannot trust everything you read on the internet to be Gods honest truth" - Abraham Lincoln.
 

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"I need this job like I need a hole in my head".......Abe Lincoln
 
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