The HuntingPA.com Outdoor Community banner
1 - 17 of 17 Posts

·
Banned
Joined
·
40,543 Posts
Discussion Starter · #1 ·
1. Bob Hope (1903-2003)
THE WORDS: "SURPRISE ME."

The story: "Bob" Hope's full name was Leslie Townes Hope. As an actor and radio personality, he became best known in his later years for entertaining American troops stationed overseas. He died at Toluca Lake, California at the ripe old age of 100. His wife Dolores asked Bob where he wanted to be buried, prompting his last words. " Surprise me."
He kept 'em laughing 'til the end.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
12,209 Posts
Gen. John Sedgwick trying to calm Union Army soldiers concerns over sniper fire at the battle of Spotsylvania Courthouse said "They could not hit an elephant at this range." just before being struck directly under the eye by a rifle bullet and dying before he hit the ground.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
5,837 Posts
I would rather face a thousand deaths...

President Bill Clinton on his way to the White House boudoir every night of his presidency?
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
4,031 Posts
capt rudy said:
Gen Custer to his men.....Wow,never seen so many darn indians
Scout to Gen. Custer, "General, I have good news and bad news"
Custer, "Give me the bad new first"
Scout, "There are more then thousand Indians, we're going to be massacred"
Custer, "What's the good news"?
Scout, "We won't have to go back home through South Dakota"!
 
1 - 17 of 17 Posts
Top