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How cute! A twit posting a song link for a Twitty.
 

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Look here, Alice, I've had about all I'm going to take from yinze! I'm reporting you to the authorities!
 

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<span style="color: #CC0000"><span style="font-size: 26pt"> <span style="font-weight: bold">NOTIFY!!!!! </span> </span></span>
 

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Better than your miserable excuse of an existance is working out for you!
 

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She has a better chance at becoming a nun. Wait, she has a pretty good chance at becoming a nun cause she don't get nun and there ain't anybody out there who would give her nun!
 

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A small town gets a handsome new preacher who looks just like Conway Twitty. All the women are smitten, and soon they begin to try to romance the young pastor. He answers the door and and old spinster woman, long in the tooth and ugly as mud presents him with an apple pie. She tells him he looks just like Conway Twitty, tries all type of small talk, but the young pastor gently closes the conversation, thanks the woman and goes about his business, thankful to dodge the bullet. As the days go on the scenario is repeated with tramps, trollops, and every type of unattractive woman the town has to offer, all stating how much he looks like Conway Twitty. The preacher promises God and himself to just not let them in the house and he will be OK. As he prepares his sermon one afternoon, the knock at the door makes him cringe. Oh well, he guesses, just stick to the plan and don't let her in. To his surprise, a gorgeous young lady is at the door with a chocolate cake. She tells him he looks just like Conway Twitty. He pauses for a moment, remembers his promise to God and says
" Hello Darling, " please come in !
 

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I miss the good old days when you guys were still touring and got along.


Well, it'll never happen again because she insited on singing acapulco and wouldn't let me rip off some blazing riffs on my electric pan flute!
 

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Buckethead said:
I miss the good old days when you guys were still touring and got along.
That's sad. Another awesome band lost forever due to over inflated igloos and hair pulling.



Well, it'll never happen again because she insited on singing acapulco and wouldn't let me rip off some blazing riffs on my electric pan flute!
 

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Buckethead said:
I miss the good old days when you guys were still touring and got along.


Well, it'll never happen again because she insited on singing acapulco and wouldn't let me rip off some blazing riffs on my electric pan flute!
It's not the pan flute you dolt. It's the silly looking hat you put on when you play it.

 

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Silly Hat!?! Silly hat!?!


I'll have you know that hat is made from the finest imported armadillo wool and the finest, softest, most supple Corinthian leather! Silly hat!?! PSHAW! You're one to talk. Walking around in this cheap, truck stop reject, sobbing uncontrollably and babbling incoherently.....


 

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Several years ago I was coming home from mountains with my lady friend, stopped at the comfort Inn at Rt 15 & I 80, got uup the next morning and the hotel staff was buzzing about something and told us to look in the lot and ther parked was the " Tweety Bird" , Conways black bus had been to Williamsport and spent the night, the ladies said he is in room 218, We had stayed, in Room 217 across the hall, so I stuck a business card under his door and wrote a note, didn't want to disturb you , please send me an autograph,never heard another word on that, should've beat on the door....
 
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