[blindtiger]

 

[Speedbeef Down!]

Get this babe....I'm even going after the bb guns!

 

[atr]

Honey I just got selected for a PA Elk tag

 

[jimsdad]

....and you will be my queen.

 

[Big Redneck]

I just signed an executive order, we get paid vacations for life, anywhere in the world, at the taxpayers expense.

And let me make this clear, they can't do anything about it cause I took their guns.

 

[timberdoodle]

and then... and then .... and ...then I said they cling to their guns and religion

 

[4cslabs]

And then I pretended to shed a tear. And they believed every lie I told.

 

[RonM]

Hey Babe those blue pills you got for me are working.....

 

[Buk_Huntir]

You know how Bill had Monica, right? Well I just had Hillary!