[atr]

When your beloved pet has took a dump on the floor take a paper plate and cut it in half, or for you southern folk cut it half into. Then slip both halves under the the lassie log.
This tip has been brought to you by Perky Pet, the pill that will keep you dog or cat awake for weeks at a time.

 

[Buckethead]

Does that work even after the wife rubs your nose in it?

 

[atr]

Oh Yes

 

[RonM]

Will a paper plate cut half in2 handle your accidents also.

 

[eyefromthesky]

If you cut half in 2 then you have two quarters. If you cut 2 half's in 2 then you have four quarters or $1.

 

[Danesdad]

What if I've already mashed it into the shag carpet with my bare foot?

 

[buzz]

Thats what the Southern version is for.......by cutting it half into ...take the phore...now pointed pieces.....and dig it out of the shag.......

 

[atr]

Will a paper plate cut half in2 handle your accidents also.

HaHa for mine use two snow shovels (tip #190)

 

[atr]

What if I've already mashed it into the shag carpet with my bare foot?

Just spray paint the poo to match the carpet. (tip #146)

 

[Danesdad]

What if I've already mashed it into the shag carpet with my bare foot?

Just spray paint the poo to match the carpet. (tip #146)

 

[atr]

 

[Chaos]

What if you're now allowed to play with scissors?

 

[Buckethead]

Then use a razor blade. DUH!

 

[jimsdad]

You had a good idea and then the HPA Engineering Staff engaged and now everything has turned to poop.

 

[Chaos]

Then use a razor blade. DUH!

Thanks buddy.

 

[Larry]

I usually open a 12 pack of beer, drink it, and then (only then) use the cardboard to clean the poo.

 

[jimsdad]

Re-purposing is a good thing.

 

[Danesdad]

You had a good idea and then the HPA Engineering Staff engaged and now everything has turned to poop.

No. That's what we're trying to get rid of!

 

[RonM]

Re-purposing is a good thing.

How about re-gifting, some tips......

 

[GIE]

Regift expired gift cards. (No one looks at the date until they go to use it. By then they will forget who gave it to them.)